Washingtonian and an aspiring medical student. Currently in love with Les Miserables (among others). Was a pit musician, current swimmer, and full time food obsessed thinker.
Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.
Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.
AMEN TO THAT
Shout out to all the people who have acne they just cant get rid of no matter what face cleaner they use, or dandruff the expensive clinical shampoo barely helps, or high maintenance hair that you just dont have the energy for all the time.
Yall are beautiful. Dont ever let people make you feel like shit for those things.
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
my mum has invited me over for dinner
my mum needs help with furniture
my mum just got a new phone and needs my help
my mum spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out